Love Letter by an HR Manager

Here's an interesting spoof on offer letters. It may give some of you food for thought.

To: Ms. .........

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms. ........,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you
since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting
held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present
myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation
for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be
made permanent.  Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be
continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes
leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for
coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us.
Later, based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of
the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on
your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further
notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if
you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to
take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

HR  Manager